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Re:JOKE 10 years 5 months ago #14064

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A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates. 'Have you
ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip
to the Black Hills in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked
him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and
threw it on the ground.' I yelled, 'Now back off!! Or I'll kick the
@#*% out of all of you!!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
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